
Misty asks: “Did I write this blog post, or did I dream I did during my just-ended nap?” (Photo by Dave.)
I, Misty the cat, last blogged on November 26, 2023 — not that long ago. But I had to return today for several reasons. Yes, Tracy Chapman sang “Give Me One Reason,” but I’m going to over-perform in that area.
First of all, February 11 is the 1847 birth date of Thomas Edison, who invented or helped invent the light bulb, the phonograph, movies, cats, whiskers, and enticing alleys with smelly garbage pails.
In the book world, February 11 is the date in 2006 when Peter Benchley unfortunately died. He of course authored the 1974 novel Jaws — which, along with the blockbuster 1975 film, made cats feel inferior because our strong mandibles seem puny compared to the mandibles of massive sharks. A discrepancy not the subject of (Ms.) Lionel Shriver’s novel The Mandibles, but it should have been. Also not the subject of Zadie Smith’s novel White Teeth, which was about dentists roaming the Earth to patch potholes with fillings after giving streets a local anesthetic. All streets are local to someone.
Anyway, my human Dave is currently reading his ninth Kristin Hannah novel since January 2023, which seems excessive even though I appreciate the reminder that cats have nine lives. Ms. Hannah’s compelling-as-always book — about three sisters, something that comes between two of them, their problematic widowed father, and more — is titled True Colors. My true colors: gray and white. My false colors: xtgfqmr and kfvwpjb. Don’t ask me to show you a color chart because this blog only includes one image: an embarrassing photo of me. Thanks for nothing, Dave.
Ms. Hannah’s books tend to start a bit slow and clunkily — sort of like the way I act immediately after waking from a nap — but quickly get into gear to become riveting page-turners. She has written two-dozen or so novels since 1991, which means there are many more to read in the future. I’m told the future is different than the past, but who the heck knows? I’m a cat.
Which leads me to note that time-travel novels are usually compelling, and sometimes include felines! One of them is Adso the cat in Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander books. Adso is often upstaged by Rollo the dog, but I think that’s more about Rollo having a better publicist than about charisma.
Moving to cats in non-time-travel books, there’s Tao of Sheila Burnford’s The Incredible Journey — a novel I once thought chronicled my five-second journey from the living room to my litter box. Then I learned otherwise. Perhaps if I walked a little slower?
I’ll also mention The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, whose kitty protagonist is so slim he obviously avoids eating green eggs and ham. That rabble-rousing puss probably also swiped a Peloton bike at some point.
Oh, and I shouldn’t forget the full-of-felines fantasy novel Tailchaser’s Song by Tad Williams, not to be confused with baseball great Ted Williams of the Boston Red Sox. What color sox do Red Sox players wear? Who the heck knows? I’m a cat.
Getting back to Tracy Chapman, wasn’t that a memorable Grammy Awards duet with Luke Combs on her 1988 “Fast Car” song covered by Combs in 2023? After seeing a clip of that transcendent February 4 performance on CatTube, I immediately thought of novels in which cars and/or car trips are prominent: Stephen King’s Christine and From a Buick 8, Booth Tarkington’s The Magnificent Ambersons, Jack Kerouac’s On the Road, Paul Auster’s The Music of Chance, Jane Austen’s Mansfield Parking Garage…
When I take my daily leashed walk, I often see cars motoring down the streets abutting my apartment complex. I shy away from those vehicles, not only because their size and speed scare me, but because my driver’s license has expired. Which explains why I, Misty the cat, don’t drive to the local library. Not sure they’d let me in, anyway, because I batted my library card under the sofa months ago.
Cats also like to knock things off tables and counters. In my apartment, I once swatted to the floor Marcel Proust’s entire 4,215-page In Search of Lost Time opus — quite a feat given that said opus has never been in my apartment.
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