Incompetent R Them

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Don Quixote leads the way in this image and the blog post below.

I started sorting through my family’s 2025 tax paperwork yesterday, which reminded me that a tax-preparation company we used for the first time last year was rather incompetent. (Needless to say, we’ll be trying a different company this month.) I was also reminded of characters in novels who are incompetent or bumbling — with some of them sympathetic and some of them less so.

Before I continue with today’s theme, I wanted to mention that a far-from-inept podcaster/blogger — the mega-talented Rebecca Budd, who many of you know via WordPress — interviewed me about how reading books can be helpful and comforting in these very difficult times. Thank you, Rebecca, for the great questions and wonderful conversation! Which can be listened to here:

S8 E2: Dave Astor on Books Keep Us Centered

Anyway, the first inept character who came to mind was the clueless and deluded but kind of charming Don Quixote in Miguel de Cervantes’ early-1600s classic. Quixote IS quite skilled at attacking windmills he mistakes for enemies. 🙂

Not as sympathetic is the buffoonish Professor Gilderoy Lockhart in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Also inept, at the start of the seven-book Potter series, is Hogwarts student Neville Longbottom, but his character arc eventually has him become more self-assured and even heroic.

An inept/adept mix can also be simultaneous — as with the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum who is both bumbling and skilled in Janet Evanovich’s series of novels.

Then there’s Ignatius J. Reilly, who could be categorized as a fool in John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces. But he has some smarts, too, and is funny as hell.

The combination of ineptness and proficiency manifests itself in a different way in Daniel Keyes’ Flowers for Algernon, in which Charlie Gordon goes from being a low-IQ to high-IQ individual via an experimental surgical procedure.

A poignant character with almost no life skills is “The Poor Fool,” a child of Wang Lung and O-Lan in Pearl S. Buck’s The Good Earth. The girl, who isn’t named in the novel, has a mental handicap probably caused by being a baby the year her family was starving. Yes, some characters sadly have no control over how they turn out.

Back in 2019, I wrote a post about bad bosses in novels, and some of them were pretty incompetent — including Captain Queeg in Herman Wouk’s The Caine Mutiny.

Most of us know some incompetent people in real life, so that type is certainly familiar when encountered in literature. Even welcome in a way, because we’re relieved that these people are fictional rather than real. 🙂

Thoughts about, and examples of, today’s topic?

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55 thoughts on “Incompetent R Them”

  1. It was such a pleasure meeting up with you, Dave. Many thanks for being a guest on Tea, Toast & Trivia. I always come away from our conversations feeling steadied and enlivened at the same time. Your ideas have a wonderful way of opening paths rather than closing them. This post does that too, by reminding us how often literature uses well-meaning but bumbling characters to tell the truth about human systems.

    One character who immediately came to mind for me was Mr. Collins in Pride and Prejudice. On the surface he’s simply ridiculous, but Jane Austen gives him real narrative weight. He embodies the inheritance laws that threaten the Bennet sisters, and his proposal to Elizabeth exposes marriage as economic necessity rather than moral or emotional choice. His foolishness isn’t harmless. It props up an unjust system through obedience, certainty, and misplaced authority, which makes Elizabeth’s refusal all the more courageous.

    I love how books use these kinds of characters not just for humour, but to help us see more clearly about competence, power, and the quiet ways people either challenge or sustain the world as it is. It’s one of the reasons reading keeps us centered. Reading lets us reflect on human nature with both compassion and insight. And I have to add this quote by Mr. Collins: “My reasons for marrying are, first, that I think it a right thing for every clergyman in easy circumstances to set the example of matrimony in his parish…”

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  2. great title and bst wishes in finding the right tax preparer. Incompetent workers is a per pevve for me – and at first, my mind just went to “bad” bosses, but incompetent is a special category and Mr. Bumble in Oliver Twist camr to mind – then – stickin’ with Dickens – found one of my favorite examples of incompetence from lit –
    ready?
    The self-serving Barnacle family and oh my gosh, I can still feel the annoyance from the Circumlocution office red tape and Dickens did a great job using it to show incompetence and inertia of Victorian bureaucracy

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  5. Sorry you’re experiencing taxing times, Dave, but it hasn’t stopped you giving a wonderful interview to Rebecca or coming up with yet another thought-provoking post today. As is often the case with me, I’ll have to give the question of incompetent characters some thought; but for starters I’d like to offer the eponymous Silas Marner, from the pen of George Eliot. He’s rather a loner, not great with people, when he first arrives in the rural community of Raveloe, but it’s when he takes in the orphaned baby Eppie that he begins to unfreeze and bond with his new neighbours. I always loved his inept efforts to raise the little girl, especially his reluctance to punish her, his agony when he puts her in the coal hole for a few seconds – and the wonderful humour when she later puts herself there. It’s a wonderful story of a person alienated from the human race being reassimilated, rehabilitated by the love for a child. As to any other such characters – I’ll let you know. Have a good week and best of luck with those taxes. 🙂

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    • Thank you, Laura! Taxes are a yearly ordeal for all of us. We used to have a great accountant, but he retired. Then his designated successor would ask for info to be submitted by the end of February but wouldn’t do the taxes until on or near the April 15 deadline (after we begged). Then we tried a company in which the preparer was very nice but obviously new and rather clueless. Taxing times indeed. 😦

      Great mention/description of Silas Marner! Definitely an awkward loner type who eventually blossoms with parenthood, though he still remains somewhat awkward. I really liked that George Eliot novel.

      Have a good week, too!

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  6. Definitely recommend Peter Sellers as the bumbling Inspector Clousseau in the Pink Pather films.He was a very good actor,comedy is pain, Being There a completely different film, poignant.

    Reading “The Overstory ” by Richard Powers,unlike any book I have ever read.Its an experience that is difficult to describe.

    Could be a blog topic for others to share,so much strata ,layers, like a tree trunk. Its exquisite. Discussion could be a course in college, continuing ed. What an escape on a very cold yet sunny Winter’s day.

    Michele

    E@P way back

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    • Thank you, Michele! Peter Sellers definitely displayed some acting range!

      I agree that “The Overstory” is an incredible novel. The way Richard Powers writes is unlike almost any other author I’ve read. “…strata, layers, like a tree trunk” — well said! I mentioned “The Overstory” in several blog posts several years ago, but I don’t think I did a deep dive into it.

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  7. I will be heading to Rebecca’s after this!

    Okay… she is not stupid, she’s smart and creative, but Anne of Green Gables can be gullible. She buys dye to turn her hair black, but it turns green.

    She also gets her friend Diana drunk on what she thinks is raspberry cordial, but is in fact currant wine.

    Bukowski is quite the bumbler in Post Office and Hollywood. Although they are semi-autobiographical.

    Yes…taxes are taxing!

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    • Thank you, Resa! You’re right that Anne Shirley, when young in the first novel she starred in, has a gullible streak. You gave two great examples of that that L.M. Montgomery wrote to hilarious effect. I appreciate the Bukowski examples, too; “Hollywood” is an excellent satirical novel. (I haven’t read “Post Office.”)

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  9. Interesting, Dave. As in real life, inept characters play important roles in the protagonist’s journey. In the cases where they are the main character, as in the cases you mention, readers have the opportunity to watch them grow and succeed. I don’t recall similar characters from other noteworthy novels, but the inept French police detective, Inspector Jacques Clouseau, from The Pink Panther movie series came to mind.

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  10. Good evening Dave,it was a pleasure for me to listen to your very interesting conversation with Rebecca, concerning reading and also reading aloud together with other people, which I really enjoy, because, like you, it helps me to better understand the content!
    Unfortunately I don’t know any uncompetent people, but I do know 2 very efficient blogger! Thank you for all your energy you are investing for your comunity:)

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  11. A great topic. I have certainly met some incompetent people in real life. I’ve hired some, worked with/for some, maybe even married one at some point. They are part of life and have loveable qualities as well. Shakespeare almost always included one or two in his plays, even the serious plays. Dogberry in Much Ado About Nothing, Bottom in Midsummer’s Night’s Dream, Touchstone in As You Like It and the gravediggers in Hamlet come to mind.

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    • Thank you, Darlene! Yes, incompetent people can be part of our personal lives or work lives, and some are lovable and others much less so. Sorry you’ve had to experience them. When I think of some of the supervisors I worked under during my full-time-job years, I’m…glad to be freelancing. 🙂 And great Shakespeare mentions. His plays (I must confess to reading or seeing only about a half-dozen of them) seem to contain almost every personality type imaginable.

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